Shmoof

Celebrate the You-ness of You!
Pure Free-to-Be-Me-ness.
Be a Shmoof Goof.
From the Soulburgers Fictionary

Shmoofy (adj.) Being joyfully, authentically you — the glorious state of being 100% yourself. Unabashedly You-ey.

Note: A Shmoof doesn’t bark. He Shmoof Woofs. Shmoof Woofs are sounds of joyful authenticity that inspire others to Shmoof Woof with you. Go ahead. Try a Shmoof Woof right now… Wasn’t that fun?

Usage: “Dad walked in so Shmoofy I immediately let my guard down and gave him a big hug.”

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$60

100% Cotton • Premium 7-Ounce Heavyweight Tee

OUR TEES ARE COMFORTABLY OVERSIZED.
FOR A MORE REGULAR FIT, SIZE DOWN ONE FULL SIZE.

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Shipping & Returns

Most Soulburgers tees are produced in small batches and may be part of a preorder release. Please allow approximately 7–14 business days for production and shipping from Joy Mountain. During periods of especially high demand, fulfillment may take a little longer.

Need a different size?

We’re happy to exchange unworn shirts within 30 days of delivery. Unworn shirts may be returned within 30 days of delivery.

Return shipping costs are the responsibility of the customer unless the item arrives damaged or incorrect.

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